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Housekeeping Philosophy


1. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into them and hurt themselves.
 
2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible... and there's that possibility they may sue me.
 
3. I don't mind the dustbunnies because... they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
 
4. I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own.
 
5. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want them to get jealous.
 
6. I don't plant a garden because... I don't want to get in God's way... He is an excellent designer.
 
7. I don't put things away because ... I will never be able to find them again.
 
8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
 
9. I don't iron because ... I believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
 
10. I don't stress much on anything because ... Type A Personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' lady!
 
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