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Somebody said...

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby
. . .somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, normal is history.
 
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct
. . .somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.
 
Somebody said being a mother is boring
. . . somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
 
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good"
. . .somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
 
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices
. . .somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.
 
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother
. . . somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math.
 
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first
. . .somebody doesn't have five children.
 
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books
. . .somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose.
 
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery
. . .somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten.
 
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back
. . . somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
 
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married
. . . somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.
 
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home
. . . somebody never had grandchildren.
 
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her
. . .this somebody isn't a mother

 

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